onedirection-dreamers:

He’s so mean, making fun of how I talk at a concert like seriously omg so rude… It’s so accurate though omg

milligan-brothers:

Freedom is always perfect. Like America.

fuckyeahamurica:

mallamun:

cassiesarecool:

ihateshoes:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

The face behind the bagged milk is the best part of this post.

Oh yeah?! Milk in a bag?! Well America’s got-

That’s right. Chocolate chip pancakes, baked around sausages. On a stick. They’re even individually wrapped for maximum environmental damage.

shutupanddiehl:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor

larrystylinsonbro:

I HAVE SO MUCH BANTER, I LIKE FOOD AND SLEEP JUST LIKE YOU AND I BARELY WEAR ANY MAKEUP. COME TO MEH BBY

you know who’s beautiful?

don’t read the first word and flatter yourself because its me.

thunderturd:

Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.  

hats-and-other-shenanigans:

pottermanic:

loonylunalovegood97:

fiftyfandomfangirl:

snoulers:

dramakingelecman:

mpregasus:

karkatvaginas:

bromancer:

itsanonh:

swissreverie:

xw

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that’s it omfg

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(via billie-joe)

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My first name is gone, BTW,

Jqu G

D Pto. well….

Og … 

   … I can’t… :(

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